ANDHER NAGRI - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI ONE LINER

New York k aik bank mein daaku loot maar karnay mein masroof thay k unn ka aik saathi preshani k aalam mein andar aaya aur bokhlaye huye andaz mein kaha: "Ajeeb andher ho gaya hai, jo car ham ne farar k liye bahar kharri ki thi woh koi chura k lay gaya hai."