Girl to his boy friend:
"Kya tum mere liye chaand taray toor kar la saktay ho?"
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Boy: "Tu chann taareyan di gal karni ein, log mainu amrood nhi toran dendy!"
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Boy: "Tu chann taareyan di gal karni ein, log mainu amrood nhi toran dendy!"
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!