AIK DIMAGH - HILARIOUS PATHAN URDU JOKES

Aik mehfil mein dimagh ki bat ho rahi thi,
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Wahan aik pathan bhi betha tha.
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Aik aadmi bola: "Kal main bazar gaya, wahan dimagh bikk rahay thay,
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Sindhi ka dimagh dass (10) hazar ka,
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Blochi ka dimagh bees (20) hazar ka,
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Punjabi ka dimagh pachas (20) hazar ka,
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Pathan ka dimagh aik (1) laakh ka.
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Yeh sunn kar pathan bohat khush hua.
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Aadmi bola: "Main ne dukandar se poocha k pathan ka dimagh kion itna mehnga?"
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Dukandar: "Bhai sahb pachas pathan marein to aik dimagh nikalta hai."