One day a man spotted an old brass lamp by the roadside.
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
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"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
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The man thought for a moment, then said:
"I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
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"Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife."
He picked it up, rubbed the dirt off of it, and a genie appeared.
,
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
,
The man thought for a moment, then said:
"I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do."
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"Poof!" said the genie. "You are a housewife."
