Question: "How to kill an aunt?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chili powder with sugar,
&
and keep it outside the aunt's hole...
After eating, aunt will search for some water near a water tank.
Push aunt in to it...
Now aunt will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire...
Then admit wounded aunt in I.C.U...
And then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the aunt.
Moral:
Don't play with students...
They can do any thing for 10 marks..
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!
Student:
Mix chili powder with sugar,
&
and keep it outside the aunt's hole...
After eating, aunt will search for some water near a water tank.
Push aunt in to it...
Now aunt will go to dry itself near fire,
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire...
Then admit wounded aunt in I.C.U...
And then remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and kill the aunt.
Moral:
Don't play with students...
They can do any thing for 10 marks..