SARDAR KI AQALMANDI - HILARIOUS JOKE

Police ne sardar ko pakarr liya.
Police: "Tum ne 20 aadmi kesay maray?"
Sardar: "Bus ji main gaddi taiz chala reya si, jadon main break laayi tay pata lagga k breakaan ee fail ne, fer main samnay vaikheya tay ekk pasay 2 banday ja rahay si, tay dujay pasay ekk barat ja rahi si.
Hun tussi dasso k main gaddi kiddar marda?"
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Police officer: "Jis taraf 2 banday ja rahay si, thora nuqsan hunda."
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Sardar: "Main vi eyhi socheya si par jadon main ohna wall gaddi morri, tay O nass k barat wich warr gaye."