Pakistani to American:
Tum choron k saath kya sulook kartay ho?
American: Hum unn k saath bohat acha sulook kartay hein.
Unn k khanay peenay ki har cheez ka khayal rakhtay hein.
Pakistani: Bas! Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hein.
Tum choron k saath kya sulook kartay ho?
American: Hum unn k saath bohat acha sulook kartay hein.
Unn k khanay peenay ki har cheez ka khayal rakhtay hein.
Pakistani: Bas! Ye to kuch bhi nahi,
Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hein.
