THE PERFECT SON - HILARIOUS PATHAN JOKE

Pathan: I have the perfect son.
Sardar: Does he smoke?
Pathan: No, he doesn't.
Sardar: Does he drink whiskey?
Pathan: No, he doesn't.
Sardar: Does he ever come home late?
Pathan: No, he doesn't.
Sardar: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Pathan: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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