MUJHAY AA KAR LAY JAYE - FUNNY SMS JOKE

1 sardar k ghar mein billi rehti thi.

Sardar billi se tang aa kar ussay kaheen chorr aaya.

Ghar aaya to billi uss se pehlay pohnch chuki thi.

Sardar billi ko dobara kaheen door chorr k aaya, billi phir uss se pehlay ghar pohnch gaee.

Sardar ko bohat ghussa aaya, ab woh billi ko bohat hi zayada door chorrnay gaya.

Wahan se uss ne wife ko phone kiya,

Sardar: billi ghar pohnch gaee ya nahi?

Wife: Han pohnch gaee hai.

Sardar: Uss kamini se bol k mujhay aa kar lay jaye main rasta bhool gaya hon..