KUCH TO KHAYAL KAR - HILARIOUS SMS JOKES

Larki: Ammi main shaadi nahi karon gi, aur agar zabardasti aap ne meri shaadi ki to main ghar se bhaag jaon gi.
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Maa rotay huye boli: Beti main ne bhaag k teray abba k saath shaadi ki. Teri khala aur behan ne bhi bhaag k shaadi ki.
Tera bhai naukrani k saath aur tera chacha dhoban k saath bhaag gaya.
Teri phuppho sabzi walay k saath aur cousin doodh walay k saath bhaag gayi.
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Tera baap 2 baar parosan k saath bhaag chuka hai.
Ab tu bhi bhaag jaye gi to hamari kya izzat reh jaye gi?
Kuch to khayal kar.