IN THE SOVIET UNION - FUNNY LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES

Teacher: Where are the best toys?

Children: In the Soviet Union.

Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies?

Children: In the Soviet Union.

Teacher: So where are the happiest children?

Children: In the Soviet Union.

Suddenly Johnny started to cry bitterly.

Teacher: Johnny, why are you crying?

Johnny: (Through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!