ACTUAL REASON - FUNNY SHORT ENGLISH JOKES

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
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The doctor asks: "What do you mean?"
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The man says: "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH!
When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
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The doctor says: "I know what's wrong with you, you've broken your finger!"