MUJHAY WAQAT DO - HUMOROUS JOKES

Boy: Sheikh sahb! aap apni beti ki shadi mujh se krdo, main aap ko uss k wazan k brabar sona doon ga.
Sheikh: Mujhay waqt do.
Boy: Sochnay k liey?
Sheikh: Nahi, beti ka wazan barhanay k liey.