HUM BHI - VERY FUNNY JOKES

Aik Leader sahb taqreer kr rahay thay aur taqreer lambi hoti ja rahi thi, jis ki wajah se log uth uth ker ja rahay thay.
Yeh dekh ker stage secretary ne leader ko aik chit bheji "Taqreer zara mukhtasir krein."
Leader ne munh morr ker kaha: "Bus thori si hi reh gaee hai."
Hall mein se aawaz aaee, "Hum bhi thoray se reh gaye hein."