Pathan to doctor: Help me, main jab baat karta hun to mujhay sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aisa kab hota hai?
Pathan: Phone karte waqat.
Dr: Aisa kab hota hai?
Pathan: Phone karte waqat.
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!