Teacher: You are late today Mike.
Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Mike: "COLLEGE AHEAD, DRIVE SLOW."
Mike: Sir, I obeyed a sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Mike: "COLLEGE AHEAD, DRIVE SLOW."
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