COLD DRINK - ANIMAL FUNNY JOKE

Aik admi jungle se guzar raha tha k aik sher samnay aa gaya.

Sher ne kaha:
                    "Aaj main tumhara khoon p jaon ga."

Admi:
         "Mera khoon to thanda hai, peechay aik naujawan aa raha hai, uss ka khoon garam hai. Tum uss ka khoon peena."

Sher:
       "Nahi, aaj mera dil cold drink peenay ko chah raha hai."