- A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.
- Women are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
- Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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