VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - TALASH-E-GUMSHUDA

Aik shakhs ki biwi gum ho gaee to uss shakhs ne akhbaar mein gum shudgi ki ittala kuch youn di: "Meri biwi pichlay jummay ko gum ho gaee hai agar kisi ne ittala denay ki koshish ki to main ussay jaan se maar don ga."