Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Stupid. Abraham Lincoln was born in 1809. Okay, what happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
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