He said to me: "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." I said to him: "You wear pants, don't you?
He said to me: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said: "That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing."
He said to me: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" I said to him: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
He said to me: "Why don't women blink during foreplay?" I said to him: "They don't have time."
He said to me: "How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?" I said to him: "I don't know; it has never happened."
He said to me: "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?" I said to him: "They already have boyfriends."
He said to me: "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?" I said: "A widow."
He said to me: "Why are married women heavier than single women?" I said to him: "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."
He said to me: "Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said: "That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing."
He said to me: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" I said to him: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
He said to me: "Why don't women blink during foreplay?" I said to him: "They don't have time."
He said to me: "How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?" I said to him: "I don't know; it has never happened."
He said to me: "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?" I said to him: "They already have boyfriends."
He said to me: "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?" I said: "A widow."
He said to me: "Why are married women heavier than single women?" I said to him: "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."
