REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MEHMAAN

Aik dolat mand bohat beemar tha.
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Jab uss k aakhri lamhaat qareeb aa gaye to uss ki biwi palang k paas kharri ho gaee aur rotay huye boli: "Tum abhi nahi mar saktay. Khuda k liye abhi na maro."
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Shohar bola: "Begum sabar karo, main ab chand lamhon ka mehmaan hon."
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"Nahi nahi, tum aaj mar kar mujhay zaleel nahi kar saktay." Begum ne jawab diya: "Main ne tumharay sog mein pehanany wala suit darzi ko diya hai. Woh kal milay ga."

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