VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOCTOR

Assembly k baad headmaster ne tamam bachon se kaha k allah ta'ala se dua maangein k Pakistan k saaray mareez theek ho jaein.
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Siwaye aik bachi k tamam ne dua k liye haath uthaye.
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Larki se headmaster sahb ne dua na mangnay ki wajah poochi to bachi ne jawab diya: "Sir! Meray abbu to doctor hein. Agar saaray mareez theek ho jaein gay to woh kahan se kamaein gay?