FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATLOON PEHAN'NI CHAHIYE

Achanak shiddat ka toofan bad-o-baraan aa gaya.
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Darakht kaanpnay lagay, barri barri imaartein dharra dharr girnay lageen. Makanon ki chhattein urrnay lageen.
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Aik sahb idhar udhar bhaag kar logon ko jama kar rahay thay aur keh rahay thay: "Hamein ab yeh sochna chahiye k hamein aisi halat mein kya karna chahiye."
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Aik doosray sahb unn ko pakarr kar aik taraf lay gaye aur bolay: "Tumhein sab se pehlay ghar ja kar patloon pehan'ni chahiye."