JI NAHI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Mareez doctor se: "Haye main mar gaya. Raat se meray pait mein dard hai."
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Doctor ne kaha: "Aap ne bohat zyada kha liya hoga."
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Mareez ne kaha: "Ji nahi. Sirf aik (1) plate bariyani ki, aik (1) murgh-e-musallim, aath (8) shaami kabab aur aik (1) peyala shorba."