The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced
it to stop.
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A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.
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"You name, please?" asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.
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"Certainly, officer," replied the driver.
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"It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas."
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The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook his head and said:
"I'll just give you a warning this time-don't break the speed limit again."
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A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.
.
"You name, please?" asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.
.
"Certainly, officer," replied the driver.
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"It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas."
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The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook his head and said:
"I'll just give you a warning this time-don't break the speed limit again."
