UMAR - VERY VERY FUNNY HINDI JOKE

Aik larki ne jiss ki umar bees saal thi, apni maa se poocha: "Ammi aap ki umar kitni hogi?"
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"Tees saal se kuch mahinay zyada hogi." Maa ne jawab diya.
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Beti ne kaha: "Ammi! Kissi roz meri umar aap se zyada ho jaye gi."