SHIKAYAT - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Jailer (qaidi se): "Tumhein jail se koi shikayat to nahi hai na?"
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Qaidi jatt se bola: "Hai sarkar!"
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Jailer: "Kya?"
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Qaidi: "Sarkar bahar nikalnay ka koi raasta nahi hai."