PHANSI - HILARIOUS PHANSI JOKES

Police: "Tumhein kal subh 5 bajay phansi di jaye gi."
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Sardar: "Ha ha ha ha!"
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Police: "Kion hans rahay ho?"
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Sardar: "Main to uthta hi subh 9 bajay hoon."