Teacher:
" 'Pappu M.Q.M walay ki beti ko bhaga kar lay gaya.' iss ka future tense batao?"
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Student: "Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza shaam 6 bajay ada ho gi."
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Student: "Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza shaam 6 bajay ada ho gi."
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!