JAWAZ - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU SHAADI JOKE

Unn donon mein bohat muhabbat thi.
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Unn ki shaadi bhi tay ho chuki thi.
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Magar aik roz donon ka zabardast jhagrra ho gaya.
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Larki ne kaha: "Ham ne bohat acha waqt guzara hai lekin abb ham saath nahi reh saktay. Jab se main ne Nadeem ko dekha hai main uss ki deewani ho gaee hon aur ab uss se hi shaadi karon gi, tum apni yeh mangni ki angoothi wapas lay lo."
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Larkay ne angoothi wapas letay huye kaha: "Kya tum Nadeem ka pata bata sakti ho?"
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"Kya tum uss se intaqam lo gay?" Larki ne darrtay huye poocha.
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"Main iss liye pooch raha hoon k shayed woh yeh angoothi khareed lay." Larkay ne bechargi se kaha.