FALTU JOKE - HILARIOUS FALTU JOKES

Teacher: Agar 1 aam k darakht par 10 kelay lagay hein, aur unn mein se 7 amrood torr liye to kitnay kharboozay bachay?
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Student: Sir 9 Hathi.
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Teacher: Wah! tumhein kaisy pata chala?
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Student: Sir, q k main aaj tifin mein mazday ka tyre laya hoon.
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Moral: Rozana brush kiya karo, warna petrol mehnga ho jaye ga.
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Kaha bhi hai faltu joke hai.