DILL - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Master sahb ne larkon ko sawal likhwaya: "Dill ki shakal bana kar uss k kaam bataein."
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Aik larkay ne sawal hal karnay k baad copy master sahb ko dikhaee, likha tha: "Dill aik nazuk cheez hai, yeh lenay denay k kaam bhi aata hai. Agar toot jaye to hargiz nahi jurrta. Agar kisi ki yaad aa jaye to bohat beqarar ho jata hai neez yeh khoon k aansu bhi rota hai."