BMW - HILARIOUS KHAN SAHB URDU JOKES

Khan sahb: "Hum ko shaadi par 'BMW' milla hai."
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Freind: "Lekin main ne to tumharay ghar koi car nahi dekhi."
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Khan sahb: "Oye 'BMW' ka matlab hai, 'Bohat Mota Wife'."