BADLA - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Shohar bistar-e-marg per leta apni biwi ko mashwara day raha tha: "Agar meray marnay k baad kissi se shaadi karna to 'Rafeeq' se karna."
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Biwi ne herani se poocha: "Magar woh kion?"
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Shohar ne jawab diya: "Rafeeq se meri aik roz laraee huee thi aur main ne ussay abhi tak muaf nahi kiya."