24 GHANTAY - VERY VERY FUNNY JOKES

Doctor ne mareez ko mukhatib kartay huye kaha: "Meray paas aap k liye aik bohat buri khabar hai. Kal jo aap k test liye gaye thay, woh batatay hein k aap ki zindagi k sirf 24 ghantay baaqi hein."
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"Sirf 24 ghantay? Matlab sirf aik din?" Mareez ne haklatay huye kaha.
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Iss se bhi buri khabar yeh hai k mujhay yeh baat aap ko kal hi bata deni chahiye thi." Doctor ne kaha.