Sardar: Why are you heating the knife.
Khan shab: To do suicide.
Sardar: But why are you heating it?
Khan sahb: To prevent infection.
Khan shab: To do suicide.
Sardar: But why are you heating it?
Khan sahb: To prevent infection.
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