COLD CREAM - FUNNY SMS JOKES

Sardion mein skin khushk ho jaye to pani mein haldi or milk powder dal k ubal lein.
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Thanda ho jaey to dahi makhan daal k mixture ko oven mein rakh dein.
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Kuch dair baad nikal k uss mein garam pani daal k phaint lein,
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Jab woh sahi paste ban jaye to phaink dein or munh par "Cold Cream" laga lein.
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Zubaida aapa k faltu totkay.