Husband: Begum tumhari gardan per ajeeb si cheez lagi huee hai, jissay dekh kr khauf aata hai.
Wife: (Ghabra ker) Woh kya?
Husband: Tumhara munh.
Wife: (Ghabra ker) Woh kya?
Husband: Tumhara munh.
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!