TENSION - HILARIOUS JOKES

Pathan: Shalimar Expres kitne baje aaye gi?
TT: 9 Bajy.
Pathan: Local train?
TT: 1 Bajy.
Pathan: Mal Gari?
TT: 12 Bajy.
TT: Jana kahan hai?
Pathan: Patri cross karni hai.