Teacher: Bhains ki kitni tangein hoti hein?
Student: Sir! Yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bata day ga.
Teacher: Issi liey to tum se pooch raha hoon.
Student: Sir! Yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bata day ga.
Teacher: Issi liey to tum se pooch raha hoon.
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!