Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for Ur parents.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for Ur parents.
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