Pathan shopkeeper se: Naswar hai?
Shopkeeper: Nahi hai, hum naswas nahi bechtay.
Next Day,
Pathan: Naswar hai?
Shopkeeper: Kal bataya to tha k nahi hai.
Next Day,
Pathan: Naswar hai?
Shopkeeper: Kaha hai na k nahi hai, aur ab poocha to goli maar doon ga.
Next Day,
Pathan: Goli aur Pistol hai?
Shopkeeper: Nahi.
Pathan: To phir naswar hai?
Shopkeeper: Nahi hai, hum naswas nahi bechtay.
Next Day,
Pathan: Naswar hai?
Shopkeeper: Kal bataya to tha k nahi hai.
Next Day,
Pathan: Naswar hai?
Shopkeeper: Kaha hai na k nahi hai, aur ab poocha to goli maar doon ga.
Next Day,
Pathan: Goli aur Pistol hai?
Shopkeeper: Nahi.
Pathan: To phir naswar hai?
