Naee naweli dulhan ne apnay shohar se kaha: "Sartaj! Mujhay 2 dishein pakanay mein maharat hasil hai, aik murghay ka salan or dusri gajar ka halwa,,,,, Main ne aaj aap k liye yeh donon dishein tayyar ki hein." "Bohat khoob" shohar ne dad detay huye kaha "lekin yeh to batao k inn mein se murghay ka salan kaunsa hai or gajar ka halwa kaunsa?"
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