LAASH - FUNNY MARRIAGE JOKES

Shadi ke kuch din baad beti apni maa se phone per: "Aaj meri unn say larai ho gai.:
Maa: "Beta shadi k baad jhagray hote rehtay hein, koi baat nahi."
Beti: "Han maa wo to theek hai per ab LAASH ka kya karon???
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MUJRA - FUNNY CHILDREN JOKES

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Ek bacha ghar se maar kha kar ghussay 😡 mai School ja raha tha.
Rastay mai ek uncle ne poocha: "Beta phartay ho?"
Bacha: "Nahi, Uniform Pehn kar Mujra 💃 karnay jata hon..." 😂
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ONION - VEGETABLE JOKE

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My friend thinks he is smart 😇. He told me an onion 🌰 is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut 🍪 at his face.
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EMERGENCY CALL - VERY FUNNY JOKE

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Boy: *calls 📱 911* Hello? I need your help!

911: Alright, What is it?

Boy: Two girls 👧 are fighting over me!

911: So what's your emergency?

Boy: The ugly 😬 one is winning.
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DIFFERENCE - FUNNY ONE LINER

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
A tire.
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BLONDE PILOT - HILARIOUS ONE LINER

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After the helicopter crash, the blonde pilot was asked what happened. She replied, "It was getting chilly in there, so I turned the fan off. 😅"
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BEST ANSWER EVER - WIFE JOKES

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Question: "Who is better, wife or sister?" 🤔
Answer: "Heart touching & award winning answer is wife's sister."😂

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MATH BOOK - EDUCATION JOKES

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Question: "Why is a math book 📖 always unhappy😞?"
Answer: "Because it always has lots problems."

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A BOOK - LIBRARY JOKES

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Question: "What has a spine but, no bones?"
Answer: "A book."

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TALLEST BUILDING - LIBRARY JOKES

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Question: "What is the tallest building in the world?"

Answer: "The library, because it has the most stories."😂
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BOOKED TABLE - WAITER JOKES

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A guest calls the waiter and complains: “Why there are no chairs at our table? 😠”

The waiter shrugs: “I’m sorry but you only booked one table… 😉”
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IDIOTS - VERY FUNNY ONE LINERS

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God must love stupid people. He made so many.
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SURPRISED - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKES

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When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half!
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LADIES FIRST - FUNNY ONE LINER JOKE

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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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MISS NAHI MISSES - COMIC JOKE

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Teacher class mein lecture detay huye,
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Teacher: "Agar irada pakka ho to jo hasil karna chaho woh zaroor mill jata hai."
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Pappu: "Rehnay dein miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri miss nahi misses hotein."
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A MAN'S FEELING - HUMOROUS JOKE

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A man's feeling
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"It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile in my pocket
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Its almost like heart fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand !
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CIVIL ENGINEERING - FUNNY ZUBAIDA AAPA JOKES

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"Agar aap k bachay zyada matti khatay hein to,
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Unhein thorri cement b khila dein to bunyad pakki ho jaye gi."

Zubaida aapa k "CIVIL ENGINEERING" walay totkay.
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WINDOW - SARDAR JOKES

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Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.
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THAPPAR KI AAWAZ - HILARIOUS JOKES

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Patient to doctor: Aap ki nurse k hath lagtey hi mein theek hoogaya.
Doctor: Jee janta hoon, thappar ki awaaz yahan tak I hai!!
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MISS BELL - FUNNY JOKES

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Aik pathan rozana apnay parosi ki bell

baja k bhaag jata tha.

Aik din parosi ne pakarr kar poocha: Yeh kya shararat hai?

Pathan: Yeh ham misbell marta hai.
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