FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AND BACHI

1st Sardar: Oye yaaaaaaaaar! Bachi check kar...
2nd Sardar: Oye! Wo meri baaji hai.
1st Sardar: Oh, sorry yar. Baji check kar!
2nd Sardar: Qasmay tabaayi ay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOOBTA SHEIKH

Do sheikhon ne sumandar ke kinaray board laga hua dekha:

"DOOBTAY KO BACHANAY WALY KO 500 RUPAY INAAM!"

Pehla Sheikh: Mujhe tairna nahin aata. Main chhalang lagata hun. Tum mujhe bacha lena. Paise aadhe aadhe kar len gay.
Pehlay Sheikh ne chhalang lagai to doosra khamoshi se dekhta raha. Pehlay ne cheekh kar kaha:
Tum mujhe bachate kyun nahin?
Doosra Sheikh muskra kar bola:
Tum ne board ke neechay to parha hi nahin...

"LAASH NIKALNAY WALY KO 1000 RUPAY INAAM!"

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI WALI DUA

"Ya Allah!
Mere wo tamam gunah apne khaas fazl-o-karam se muaaf farma de... Jin ki wajah se meri shaadi ruki hui hai!"
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Shadi shuda hazraat "ruki" ka lafz nikal kar parhen!

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - PATHAN K PEECHAY KUTTA

Aik kutta pathan k peechay lagg gaya.
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Pathan ghussay mein bhagtay huye kehnay laga: "Agar teray baap ka hakoomat na hota tu ham tujhay batata."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHEEDAY KI MAA

Teacher (blackboard par M likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy...?
Sheeda: Pata nhi
Teacher: Ye M hy. M sy MOTHER , jesy Feeqay ki maa.

Agly din....

Teacher (blackboard par W likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy ?
Sheeda (sochty howy): Lagti to Feeqay ki maa hy par aaj taangen upar kar ke leti hy....!!!

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - PAPPU'S PIZZA ORDER

Order taker: Hello sir, Pizza hut here. What would you like to order?
Pappu: Ummm... 2 large Italian pizzas, 2 Zinger, 2 cheese burger with French fries... and yes, 2 Pepsi ki bottles. And please, make it fast... am hungry!
Order taker: OK, sir. Order kis ke naam pe bhejna hai sir?
Pappu: Allah ke naam pe bhej do baba... Tumhare baal bachon ko duaen dun ga!

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WRITE AN ESSAY - HILARIOUS EXAM JOKES

Teacher: "Tum paper mein fail kion huye? Main ne sawal mein choice bhi di thi."
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Student: "Kahan di thi choice? Write An Essay On Any One,
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A ) Our President.
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B ) Greedy Dog.

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ULLU KA PATHA - HILARIOUS ZARDARI JOKES

A TRUE STORY:
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Kisi darakht pe 1 ullu betha karta tha.
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1 din woh darakht kaat diya gaya.
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Darakht bahot khush hua k shukar hai, Ab mujh par koi ullu nahi bethay ga.
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Lekin darakht ki khushi ussi waqat khak mein mill gaee jab uss ko kaat kar,
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Sadar-e-Pakistan ki kursi bana di gayi.
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Ab uss par ullu ka patha bethta hai.

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KUTTAY SE SHAADI - HILARIOUS URDU JOKES

Girl: "Tum mardon ki bewafai se tang aa kar dill karta hai kissi kuttay se shaadi kar loon."
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Boy: "Yeh tajruba 'Benazeer' ne bhi kiya tha, natija aaj poora Pakistan bhugat raha hai."

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KUTTA - HILARIOUS ZARDARI URDU JOKES

Q: "Woh kaunsa kutta hai jo logon ka khoon choosta hai? Aur paisay ki chamak ka bohat deewana hai."
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A: "Uss ka naam 'Z' se start hota hai, 'Zentaier', South Africa mein paya jata hai. But I like the way you think."

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KUTTA - HILARIOUS ZARDARI URDU JOKES

Q: "Woh kaunsa kutta hai jo logon ka khoon choosta hai? Aur paisay ki chamak ka bohat deewana hai."
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A: "Uss ka naam 'Z' se start hota hai, 'Zentaier', South Africa mein paya jata hai. But I like the way you think."

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SAZA - HILARIOUS FIRON JOKES

Zardari ne khwab dekha k woh marnay k baad Firon or Namrood k braber mein leta hua hai...
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Zardari ne Firon aur Namrood se poocha: "Bhaiyyo! Kya main itna hi bura tha, jo mujhay tumharay braber mein litanay ki saza milli?"
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Firon aur Namrood dono tarrap k bolay: "O kuttay deya putra! Saza tenu nahi sanu milli ey."

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MULK BACHAO TOTKAY - FUNNY ZUBAIDA AAPA JOKE

Jiss guard ne Salman Taseer ko kuttay ki mout mara hai,

Aisa guard Zardari (kuttay) ko bhi diya jaye.
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Zubaida aapa k mulk bachao totkay.

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ASIF ALI ZARDARI - FUNNY JOKE

Hazaron saal uss ki Maa karti rahi uss k baap se ghaddari.
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Tab kaheen jaa kar paida hua Asif Ali Zardari…

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PRESIDENT - HUMOROUS JOKE

Pakistani to American:

Tum choron k saath kya sulook kartay ho?

American: Hum unn k saath bohat acha sulook kartay hein.

Unn k khanay peenay ki har cheez ka khayal rakhtay hein.

Pakistani: Bas! Ye to kuch bhi nahi,

Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hein.

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GOLDEN WORDS - HILARIOUS JOKE

"Intiqam ka behtareen tariqa ye hai k dushman ko dost bana kar dhokha do."
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Hazrat Asif Zardari (La'anat-Ullah Alaih)

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ZARDARI ARRESTED - FUNNY SMS JOKE

Assemblies toot gaee hein.
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General Kayani ne
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Asif Zadari ko
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Arrest kar lia hai.
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For more details,
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Please turn on
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Geo T.V.
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"Yar ye khabar kab sun'nay ko millay gi?"

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THE AWARD GOES TO - FUNNY POLITICAL JOKES

"Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman."

The Nominees are:

1) Amin Fahim from the movie, "B.B ka kutta na sadarat ka na wazarat ka."

2) Asif Ali Zardari from the movie, "Aik qatil aik hasina."

3) Yusuf Raza Gillani from the movie, "Hum tujhay aazma chukay sanam."

4) Nisar Khorro from the movie, "Ganja tera aashiq."
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The award goes to "Asif Ali Zardari for the movie "Aik qatil aik hasina."

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ONLY ONE - FUNNY JOKES

Q: How many zardari jokes are there on the Internet?

A: Only one. The rest are all true.

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GIVE MY ALL MY MONEY - HILARIOUS JOKE

Robber: "Give me all your money!"

Zardari: "Don't you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari."

Robber: "OK. Give me all my money."

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