REALLY FUNNY ONE LINER - SUPER MARIO

"I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle..."

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MOST HUMOROUS ONE LINER JOKE - NORMAL

"I tried being normal once. Worst two minutes of my life..."

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VERY VERY FUNNY ONE LINER - PERFORMANCE

"I don't just sing under the shower... I perform..."

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HUMOROUS ONE LINER - A FRIEND

"I wish I had a friend like me..."

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VERY FUNNY ONE LINER - INCOMPLETE DREAM

"75% people tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish their incomplete dream!"

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HILARIOUS ONE LINERS - WATERFALL

"Are you crying?"
"No, I am impersonating a waterfall."

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FUNNY ONE LINER - LAUGHTER

Hardest thing ever?
Controlling your laughter at serious times...

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MOST HILARIOUS JOKES - BAREYANI MEIN BOTI

Do moqon per insan apnay dost ko bhi bhool jata hai.,
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2). Bareyani mein achanak boti mil jaye...

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FUNNY GIRLS JOKES - WILL YOU?

Boy: Will you go out with me?

Girl: "No!"

Boy: "Do you even know what I said?"

Girl: "Yeah."

Boy: "What?"

Girl: "Will you go out with me?"

Boy: "(Sure.)"

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MOST HILARIOUS CLASSROOM JOKES - TEST

Teacher: "Can you explain why you failed the test?"
Student: "Can you explain why you failed to educate?"

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HILARIOUS CLASSROOM JOKES - GO TO HELL

Teacher: Why are you at school so early?
Kid: My mom told me to go to hell...

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FUNNY ONE LINERS - AWESOME

I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me...

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HILARIOUS JOKES - IF.../SEND ME

She sends him a SMS message:
- My dear, if you sleep send me your dreams, if you laugh send me your smile, if you cry send me your tears. I love you.
He answers:
- I’m on latrine duty. What do you want that I send to you?

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHALAT FEHMI

Larki: Main jab bhi tumhen call karun tum shave kar rahe hote ho. Tum din mein kitni dafa shave karte ho?
Larka: Yehi koi 30, 40 dafa.
Larki: Kya tum pagal ho?
Larka: Nahin. Main naai hun!

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AND BACHI

1st Sardar: Oye yaaaaaaaaar! Bachi check kar...
2nd Sardar: Oye! Wo meri baaji hai.
1st Sardar: Oh, sorry yar. Baji check kar!
2nd Sardar: Qasmay tabaayi ay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

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VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MUSALMAAN PATHAN

Aik pathan apna mobile qabristan mein dafna raha tha.
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Dost: "Yeh kya kar rahay ho?"
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Pathan: "Yaara dukan walay ne kaha hai keh mobile dead ho gaya hai."

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FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI K BAGHAIR

Aanay wali Eid ul Fitar mubarak ho...
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Allah karay yeh aap ki zindagi ki aakhri Eid ho.
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"Shaadi k baghair."

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HILARIOUS JOKES - TEENAGE CALLING

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

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TEZ GAAM - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Gahak hajjam se: "Main jaldi baal katwana chahta hoon."
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Hajjam: "Fikar na karein, main taiz gaam ki tarah kam karon ga."
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Hajamat k baad gahak ne sheesha daikha to hairan re gaya. Aur hajam se bola: "Tum ne bohat se baal chorr diye hein."
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Hajjam: "Janab! Taiz gaam bhi to bohat se station chorr deti hai."

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KNOW WOMEN - HILARIOUS SHORT JOKE

Here are the ten most important things every man must know about women:
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10. They have breasts.

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