"LOW BATTERY", "LOW BATTERY", "LOW BATTERY",
"Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds."
"Well apparently you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds."
Showing posts with label Short Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Short Jokes. Show all posts
SHORT PRICELESS JOKES - HI
Clerk: "Hi, can I help you?'
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Sardar Ji: "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say 'HI'."
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Sardar Ji: "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say 'HI'."
HUMOROUS ONE LINER JOKES - BRUISE
"The awkward moment when you find a bruise and have no idea how you got it...?"
FUNNY TWITTER JOKES - THE AWKWARD MOMENT
"That awkward moment when you send a text to a wrong person."
VERY FUNNY SHORT JOKES - LAZY
"I'm not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation. I'm the victim here."
MOST HILARIOUS TWITTER JOKES - PICTURE
That awkward moment when you don't know how to smile when someone is taking a picture.
REALLY FUNNY ONE LINERS - VOICE
That awkward moment when you hear a recording of your voice and you wonder how you even have any friends.
VERY FUNNY TWEET - FAVOR
"Can you do me a favor? So stand in front of my car, I need to test my brakes."
REALLY FUNNY ONE LINERS - SURPRISE
"I prefer not to think before I speak, I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINERS - FINAL DECISION
"If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study..."
FUNNY TWEET - LIE, LIE, LIE,
"Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: 'Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.' "
FUNNY EXAMS ONE LINER - PREPARATION OF EXAMS
Question: "How to prepare for exams?"
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Answer: "Start crying."
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Answer: "Start crying."
MOST HILARIOUS ONE LINER - BEST FRIEND
"If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident."
VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - ACHI NURSE
Mareez: "Apne nurse bohat achi rakhi hai, uss ka hath lagtay hi main theek ho gaya hun."
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Doctor: "Haan janta hun, thapparr ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi."
MOST HILARIOUS URDU JOKES - LOVE MARRIAGE
Boy asked to girl: "Tum larkiyan love marriage kion karti ho?"
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Girl say lovely answer: "Namoona milnay se acha hai kamina mil jaye."
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Girl say lovely answer: "Namoona milnay se acha hai kamina mil jaye."
HUMOROUS STATUS - RESPONSE
"That awkward moment when you were pretending to listen and now you realize a response is required..."
