SONAY K LIYE - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (shagird se): "Pappu batao, din mein taaray kion nahi nazar aatay hein?"
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Shagird: "Janab! Woh raat bhar jaagtay hein iss liye din mein sonay chalay jaatay hein."

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BAARISH KI WAJAH - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (shagird se): "Pappu baarish kion hoti hai?"
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Shagird: "Kion keh farishtay aasman per farsh dhotay hein."

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AJI KAHAN - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Maa: "Pappu kion ro rahay ho?
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Pappu: Ammi master sahb beemar thay aur woh........ woh."
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Maa: "Kya hua? Mar gaye becharay?"
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Pappu: "Aji kahan mar gaye, woh to tandarust ho gaye hein."

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SHETAN - HILARIOUS RELIGIOUS URDU JOKE

Ramzan ul mubarak mein madrassa band honay k baad Pappu ghar aaya.
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Ghar aatay hi uss ne badmashi karni shuru kar di.
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Iss per Pappu ki maa jhanjhalti huee boli: "Ya allah Ramzan ul mubarak mein tu shetan ko qaid kar leta hai, magar yeh molvi log bhi ajeeb hein Ramzan mein shetan ko aazad kar detay hein."

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PHUPHI AUR PHUPHA - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Pinki ko sab class mein phuphi kehtay thay, aakhir tang aa kar uss ne principal se shikayat kar di.
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Principal class se: "Jo pinki ko phuphi kehtay hein kharray ho jaein."
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Pappu k siwaye poori class kharri ho gaee.
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Principal: "Shabash! Tum issay phuphi nahi kehtay?"
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Pappu: "Nahi sir! Main to khud poori class ka phupha hoon."

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MARD KI KAMYABI - FUNNY PAPPU URDU JOKES

Teacher: "Har mard ki kamyabi k peechay aurat ka haath hota hai, aap ka iss k baray mein kya khayal hai?"
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Pappu: "Bilkul drust farmay janab! Humein parrhaee mein waqat zaye kiye baghair aurat ki talaash karni chahiye."

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RIKSHAW - HILARIOUS PAPPU HINDI JOKES

Maa Pappu se: "Beta ghar mein mehman aaye hein, mehmanon k liye kuch lay aao."
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Pappu jaldi se gaya aur rikshaw lay aaya.

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SHEEDAY KI MAA - HILARIOUS PAPPU JOKES

Ustad ne black board per 'M' likha aur Pappu se poocha: "Yeh kya hai?"
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Pappu: "Nahi pata."
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Ustad: "Yeh 'M' hai, Jaisay 'M' se Sheeday ki maa."
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Aglay din ustad ne black board per 'W' likha aur bolay: "Batao bacho yeh kya hai?"
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Pappu taizi se kharra hua aur bola: Sir ji! Hai to yeh Sheeday ki maa, magar aaj iss ki taangein uppar hein."

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NAMAZ-E-JANAZA - HILARIOUS PAPPU JOKES

Teacher: " 'Pappu M.Q.M walay ki beti ko bhaga kar lay gaya.' iss ka future tense batao?"
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Student: "Pappu ki namaz-e-janaza shaam 6 bajay ada ho gi."

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WAPDA - HILARIOUS WAPDA JOKES

Teacher: "Aik aisa sawal jo aap ko sardi mein bhi aag laga day ga."
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Pappu: "Aap hamari service se khush to hain na? From: WAPDA."

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VEYAH - HILARIOUS ZARDARI JOKES

Teacher: "Woh kaun sa event tha jo na hota to Pakistan to khush haal hota?"
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Pappu: "Zardari di maa da veyah."

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NOTHING - VERY FUNNY BIRTHDAY JOKE

Pappu: Mummy, what will I get for my birthday?
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Mummy: Close your eyes. Now tell me what you see.
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Pappu: Nothing, Mummy.
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Mummy said: That's what you are going to get for your birthday! Nothing!

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YOU DON'T KNOW - VERY FUNNY PAPPU JOKE

Teacher : Pappu, if you had 5 dollars and you asked your mother for another 5, how many dollars would you have?
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Pappu: 5 dollars Sir!
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Teacher: You don't know your Arithmetic.
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Pappu: But Sir, you don't know my mother!

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WRONG EXAM PAPER - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKE

Teacher: Why do you always fail your exams?

Pappu: Because I always get the wrong exam paper.

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BALLPOINT SWORD - REALLY FUNNY SMS JOKE

Teacher: Why do they say the pen is mightier than the sword?

Pappu: Because no one has yet invented a ballpoint sword.

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EARTH IS ROUND - REALLY FUNNY PAPPU JOKE

Teacher: Pappu, how can you prove the earth is round?

Pappu: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

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DOG - HILARIOUS PAPPU JOKE

Teacher: How do you spell "dog"?

Pappu: d, o, g, enter.

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BARK PAPPU BARK - HILARIOUS SCIENCE JOKE

Teacher: "Pappu, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Pappu: "I don t know."

Teacher: "Bark, Pappu, bark."

Pappu: "Bow, wow, wow!"

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TEACH ABOUT DANCE - FUNNY ENGLISH JOKE

"How to teach a girl dance in just 5 seconds?"
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"Simple"
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The best answer given by Pappu: "Throw a cockroach on her."

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JOB WITH TIMES OF INDIA - HUMOROUS PAPPU JOKE

New girlfriend & Pappu in first meeting.
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Girl: "What are you doing?"
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Pappu: "I was doing a job with "Times Of India" but now I left."
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Girl: "Oh my God! But why?"
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Pappu: "Kaun sala subh 2 bajay utthay aur paper dalnay jaye."

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