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Showing posts with label Munna bhai jokes. Show all posts

FUNNY URDU JOKES - GHALAT FEHMI

Larki: Main jab bhi tumhen call karun tum shave kar rahe hote ho. Tum din mein kitni dafa shave karte ho?
Larka: Yehi koi 30, 40 dafa.
Larki: Kya tum pagal ho?
Larka: Nahin. Main naai hun!

THE DISTINCTION - GUTS, OR BALLS?

There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You’re next.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

FUNNY URDU JOKES - SARDAR AND BACHI

1st Sardar: Oye yaaaaaaaaar! Bachi check kar...
2nd Sardar: Oye! Wo meri baaji hai.
1st Sardar: Oh, sorry yar. Baji check kar!
2nd Sardar: Qasmay tabaayi ay yaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHAADI WALI DUA

"Ya Allah!
Mere wo tamam gunah apne khaas fazl-o-karam se muaaf farma de... Jin ki wajah se meri shaadi ruki hui hai!"
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NOTE:
Shadi shuda hazraat "ruki" ka lafz nikal kar parhen!

FUNNY URDU JOKES - SHEEDAY KI MAA

Teacher (blackboard par M likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy...?
Sheeda: Pata nhi
Teacher: Ye M hy. M sy MOTHER , jesy Feeqay ki maa.

Agly din....
Teacher (blackboard par W likhty howy): Sheeday, ye kia hy ?
Sheeda (sochty howy): Lagti to Feeqay ki maa hy par aaj taangen upar kar ke leti hy....!!!

FUNNY URDU JOKES - HELICOPTER CLOTH

PATHAN: Shirt ke liye kapra dikhao.
SALESMAN: Plain me dikhaun, sir?
PATHAN: Nai... Helicopter mein dikhao, sala. Khabees ka bacha... Jidar PATHAN ko deka udar mazaq shuru!!!

KHOOBI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik T.V interview mein aik mashhoor shakhsiyat se poocha gaya: "Bataur-e-gulookaar aap ko Shaukat Ali kion pasand hein?"
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"Bhaee inn ki sab se barri khoobi to yeh hai keh kisi mehfil-e-moseeqi mein agar tamam haazreen bhi aapas mein batein kar rahay hon, tab bhi inn ki aawaz suni ja sakti hai." Mashhoor shakhsiyat ne jawab diya.

PASAND NA PASAND - FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Hameeda ko bhi wohi films pasand theen jo mujhay pasand theen, ussay bhi wohi khanay achay lagtay thay jo mujhay achay lagtay thay, ussay bhi wohi ganay achay lagtay thay jo mujhay achay lagtay thay, ussay bhi wohi kitaabein pasand theen jo mujhay pasand theen."
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"Phir tumhari shaadi kion na ho saki?"
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Jawab mila: "Darasal ham aik doosray ko pasand nahi kartay thay."

BIWI AUR PREMIKA - HILARIOUS MUNNA BHAI JOKES

Munna bhai: Oye, marr gaya yaar.
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Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa reli hein.
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Circuit: Array, main bhi yehi bolnay wala tha.

DATE OF BIRTH - FUNNY MUNNA BHAI SMS JOKES

Professor: Aqal barri k bhains?

Munna bhai: Bolay to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu...

SALMAN KHAN - COMIC JOKE

Munna bhai: Aray circuit, bapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray kion nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi uss time k Salman Khan thay!

NOTE GEELI HO JAYE GI - FUNNY CIRCUIT JOKE

Munna bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mein hastay hi kion rehtay hein?

Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Roein gay to note geeli ho jaye gi na.

MERE KO AKHA YAQEEN HAI - HUMOROUS JOKE

Patient: Doctor aap ko yaqeen hai k mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai? Kion k pichlay dino aik doctor mere friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid se mar gayi.

Munna: Haan re meray ko akha yaqeen hai, tu namoonia se hi maray ga.

PAPAR AUR JHAPAR MEIN FARAQ - HILARIOUS JOKE

Munna bhai: Aye mamu, tere ko papar aur jhapar mein faraq pata hai kya?

Circuit: Nahi. Munna bhai: To kha k dekh le, pata chal jaye ga.

WASHINGTON - FUNNY SMS JOKE

Circuit: Bhai, American President kahan rehta hai?

Munna: Dhobi ghaat pe.

Circuit: Dhobi ghaat bolay to
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Munna: English mein bolay to "Washing Town." (WASHINGTON)

WAJAH - HILARIOUS MUNNA BHAI JOKE

Munna bhai: Yeh doctor log operation karnay se pehlay Patient ko behosh kion kartay hein?

Circuit: Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na lay, iss liye.....

FEES - MUNNA BHAI JOKE

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar se doctor ko bula k la, meri tabiyat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees bohat zyada hai.

MONTHLY PAAS - HILARIOUS JOKES

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time, 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?

AIR INDIA - FUNNY JOKES

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.
Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Bread India Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN: What is this?
CIRCUIT: Sweet India With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts.
The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN: What is that?
CIRCUIT: Air India.

CHOR - COMIC JOKES

CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aa rela hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNA BHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahi Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.